The Movie (2008)2009-09-17 00:00:00WoW players
screaming in orgasm and "wooting" around their living room and
screaming "NOOB!" at their cat until their throats go raw. (The other 6 million are
screaming in Chinese because they'll get a fraction of a cent raise from their gold farming jobs when the title hits the big screen.)
I doubt the cat cares. It'll just hide under the couch until the retardicane ebbs, lick it self clean of dust bunnies and then throw up mouse parts in their shoe. But me?
I care. I care a LOT. Why?
Because now I have to hear about it from every WoW fan who writes me...
The War of the Ancients2009-04-03 00:00:00the unsuspecting world of Azeroth. The Legion was comprised of a million
screaming demons, all ripped from the far corners of the universe, and the demons hungered for conquest. Sargeras' lieutenants, Archimonde the Defiler and Mannoroth the Destructor, prepared their infernal minions to strike. Queen Azshara, overwhelmed by the terrible ecstasy of her magic, fell victim to Sargeras' undeniable power and agreed...
